Showing posts with label dan didio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dan didio. Show all posts

Tuesday, 8 July 2008

NEWS: Pete's Kick In The Balls List - June 2008

Yes that's right - here is my official 'kick in the balls' list for last month. Would I have seen any of the below people in the month of June, I would have given them a swift kick to end zone, and probably been carted off in a police car.

3. Peter David

Ah Peter Peter Peter... You took She-Hulk, you looked at Dan Slott's work, and you thought to yourself - "how can I improve on this?" Then, after you realised you didn't have any immediate ideas, you stripped her of everything fans were enjoying, and tried to recreate her from the ground up. I tip my cap to you for the attempt sir, but I kick you in the balls for the f@£k up.

2. Dan Slott

Thought you'd escaped the list after that nice little write up did you? Well think again Slott. You sir, have committed a crime deserving of the maximum sentence. Not only have you written for the abomination that is Amazing Spider-Man: Brand New Day - you've done it pretty halfheartedly. That's right - the bigger crime is not that you've changed something about the character (although a kick in the balls is the tip of the nut-shot iceberg for you on that one), it's that you've churned out work far below your own high standards. A shake of the hand for the excellent She-Hulk, and a kick to the balls for Amazing Spider-Man.

1. Dan DiDio

I really don't know where to begin with you Dan. We've had a funny old relationship you and I. I've written you letters, you've not responded, and I'm still sat here buying your comics. Comics of such 'quality' as Trinity. And Final Crisis. Comics I should be loving as a life long DC fan. But what have I got instead? Comics that I want to make paper airplanes out of. Your sir - you don't just get a kick to the balls - you get a steel toe capped Brazilian soccer player kick to the balls. Hope your voice isn't too squeaky afterwards.

Thursday, 5 June 2008

FEATURE: An open letter to Dan DiDio



Hi everyone - just a quick note - I woke up this morning after reading Final Crisis, and felt compelled to write to DC. I've sat back for far too long and watched characters I enjoy become mauled. I don't know if Dan will respond to my email - but certainly hope he does.

If so - the full email will be posted up online.

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Dear Dan,

Please forgive the emotions that may come through in this letter to you. I assure you - they are all from a true DC fan, who is sadly disappointed with the current situation of his favourite comics.

I really don't know where to begin.

Since I was a boy, I have absolutely loved Batman, and the world that he lives in. As I grew, I learned more about the characters around him, and the universe that has twisted and turned so often over the past years.

And that's probably what is at the heart of this letter.

I appreciate the need to 'clean house'. And - I especially appreciate it, when storylines become bloated, characters confusing, and worlds difficult to manage.

This is why I totally understood Crisis on Infinite Earths, and one of the reasons I supported it wholeheartedly.

However. The main reason I supported the original Crisis, was because the storyline was brilliant. Deaths were truly memorable, and you couldn't help but feel the impact of the storyline within each and every issue.

It truly was, and still is, comic book gold.

Fast forward a little to Infinite Crisis, and we have something of a question mark. I know the need to have a 'big event' every now and then, bringing new readers into the fold, and rewarding regular subscribers with big surprises - and suppose Infinite Crisis managed to achieve this fairly well.

In its wake however, DC Comics were left with a problem. A missing year. And so came 52, which, for the most part, was perfectly acceptable (although sometimes it did feel a little rushed) in showcasing the story of DC's missing year.

The ending of 52 came as a slight surprise (which had been heavily hinted at) - the multiverse was back. Although now it wasn't infinite - there were still 52 earths to look after, with 52 different stories, each intricately linked to one another.

And so came Countdown. But a countdown to what? At this point - sadly, some people didn't stick around to find out.

Whereas adding back in the multiverse opened up a massive tool for storytellers and artists alike - it somehow laughed in the face of Crisis on Infinite Earths, lessening its original impact.

I stuck with Countdown (reading my brother's issues) right up to the final book. Sadly - I was thoroughly disappointed. I thought that some of my favourite characters coming together (Jason Todd, Kyle Rayner, Donna Troy, etc) would lead to something wonderful - but instead it seemed to lead nowhere.

Since starting Biff Bam Pow Comics, I've been doing my level best to review comics, offer thoughts and give opinions. And I hate to say this to you - but a consistent thought and opinion is coming through from those who read my pages.

Disappointment in DC comics.

Marvel (aside from Brand New Day) seem to be offering some very quality work recently. Quality work which, frankly, is beginning to make you look bad.

I've read a number of DC books over the past few months, and I've tried my best to keep an open mind about them. However - the list of DC books that I'm now willing to buy and read (based on my recent experience) is dwindling, and the list that I'm unwilling to buy or read is growing by the day.

Please help change this. Please point me towards the great storylines that I, and those who talk to me, are obviously missing. They must be there, hidden away somewhere in a corner.

Or at least - I sincerely hope they are.

Dan, I honestly hope you take a moment to respond to this email, and put a small ammount of fears to rest. We all want to buy DC comics. But at the moment, we're just afraid of what we'll get if we do.

Yours Sincerley,

Pete Lancaster
Biff Bam Pow Comics

Sunday, 25 May 2008

NEWS: From the wall of Dan Didio...

You may remember a couple of days ago, when I mentioned New Cee Diddy Holla's blog, that I threw in a little comment about the latest DC teaser - Dan Didio's whiteboards. Well - most of you will have seen them already (as they aren't exactly new) - but to those of you who are interested in seeing a bigger picture, click on the below thumbnail to see more.



Have some thoughts on it? Then leave some comments here, or over at New Cee Diddy Holla's original post (where I left my thoughts a few days ago)...